Hi Everyone!
How’s it going?
It’s been a tough time for everyone, *gestures vaguely at everything* so now it’s time to laugh.
Did you know laughing for 15 minutes revives you? (We did) It’s almost like getting 2 extra hours of sleep.
So, do your body good and giggle at some jokes!
A grasshopper walks into a bar – the bartender says “Wow, I’ve never served a grasshopper before. We have a drink named after you; want that?”
The grasshopper says “You have a drink named Steve?”
I was standing behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said “could you check my balance?”—so I pushed him. His balance wasn’t that great.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
What do mermaids use to clean their tails?
Tide
I made a pencil with two erasers – it was pointless
What is brown and sticky?
a stick
What does a house wear to a birthday party?
Address
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.
Did you hear about the kid-napping at school?
He was in trouble when he woke up
What do you call a pig with a black belt?
A pork chop
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders
Hope you enjoyed – stay tuned – the world is full of jokes and we’ll definitely have more
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